Aba Nayigeriya(Naija) ni abahanga cyane!

HAKIZIMANA Maurice

Turi muri Suwede cyangwa Sweden! Umusore wo muri Nigeriya (umu Naija) aba yitomboreye umukecuru ufite imitungo n’ibifaranga ariko utagira uwo azabiraga ati ndagukunda, umukecuru aba araryohewe, kera kabaye barasezerana ariko mukecuru w’umuseweduwakazi ntamenye ko uyu musore utagira n’ibyangombwa byo kuhaba yishakira aho kuba n’ibyangombwa by’iburayi! Byose byagenze neza cyane!

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Ikibazo rero ni uko uyu musore yabeshye « akungo gashaje » ke ko ari umunya Kenya! Kubera ukuntu aba Nayigeriyani babonwa nabi yahisemo kwiyita umunya Kenya ( ba « Hakuna Matata ») bo bavugwa neza cyane n’ubwo atazi n’aho Kenya iherereye ku ikarita y’isi!

Ubukwe bwarabaye,ukwa buki kuvamo, maze ubuzima burakomeza! Umuzungukazi akagenda abwira incuti ze ko we yatomboye umugabo mwiza w’umunya Kenya! Undi mugore bangana nawe aza kumubwira ko umugabo we nawe ari umunya Kenya ko bapanga gusangira bakamenyana!

Umu Naija wawe rero icyuya kirabira yibaza ukuntu bizagenda nibahura kandi yarabeshye ubwenegihugu! Akajya yijijisha yanga ubutumire rimwe kabiri gatatu bigeze aho biba ngombwa ko ahebera urwaje !Wa munsi ugeze barahura ari bane barasangira! Bari muri resitoranti bya kizungu nyine!

Umu Naija araceceka abazungukazi bageze aho bati mwibwirane mu rurimi rw’iwanyu twumve wasanga munava hamwe! Umuhungu icyuya kiramurenga n’ubwo hari mu bukonje bwa -8C.

Umu Naija aribwira ati « reka mvuge urw’iwacu navuga ko atarwumva ndamubaza intara (count) ye ni uko mvuge ko iwacu ari mu yindi ntara ya Kenya no mu bundi bwoko aho batavuga ururimi rwe ni uko twikomereze muri english (mu cyongereza) ».

Naija yivugira iki Igbo ati: “Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa?

Umunya Kenya wa kabiri areba hejuru gato aramusubiza ati:

“Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onyena asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o!

Bombi barahaguruka barahoberara cyane barasara barasizora nk’abavandimwe bamenyanye! Barahoberana ntibarekurana bahana n’imikono aba kecuruni baranezerwa kuko aba Nigga babo bombi ari « Abanya Kenya » basanze bavuka hamwe mu bwoko bumwe!

Ntuzakinishe Aba Naija! Ni abahanga cyane!

Mukomeze kugira icyumweru cyiza!

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Mwalimu HAKIZIMANA MAURICE 

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