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A fictional story about a man whose thing was 40 cm long

July 5, 2024
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HAKIZIMANA Maurice

All the women he married asked for divorce because they couldn’t bear the pain. He went to all the hospitals but no doctor could find a solution to reduce its size. He began to despair…

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One day by some miracle, he came across a girl from the north who, after refusing to take the risk of going to bed to receive this, let him know that there was the possibility of reducing the size and that an old man had helped one of his former lovers who was in the same situation.

Our good guy quickly got in touch with the old man and contacted him…

After meeting and paying the old man,the old man did some (traditional) rituals and asked him to go to a mountain to meet a female frog who only knew how to say “yes” or “no”. The guy would have to ask the frog a question and if she answered “no”, the size would decrease by 5 cm and if she answered “yes”, the size would increase by 5 cm! It was up to him!

He went up the mountain and saw the frog. Great!

He came closer and said: “Pretty little frog, will you marry me?” The frog replied “no”! He saw the size of his thing return to 35 cm! He continued: “Pretty little frog, will you marry me?” The frog: “no”! He checked: “30 cm”! Wonderful!

He insisted: “Pretty little frog, will you marry me?” The frog: “no”! He checked and saw: 25 cm. Wow!

He said to himself: “OK I’ll bring it back to 20 cm and stay within the norm”! He approached the frog and said: “Pretty little frog, so you don’t want to marry such a handsome guy like me?”

The frog shouted “No, no, no and no” then disappeared into the wild!

Math exercise: The thing is brought back to how many cm? Find the length that made our little man faint!

This world is insane!

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